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yassmines:

im losing my mind….shes jus a lil baby…

stars-and-honey:
“ wisdomsavingthrow:
“ nicework-bonedaddy:
“Thank you to whoever made this im so excited
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also for your consideration:
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stars-and-honey:

wisdomsavingthrow:

nicework-bonedaddy:

Thank you to whoever made this im so excited

also for your consideration:

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thatswhywelovegermany:
“ imagesofperfection:
“ gtfomulder:
“ nichtschwert:
“ irishfino:
“ ithelpstodream:
“ “it’s just a parking lot”
exactly. there’s nothing there. not a statue. not a plaque. nothing.
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[drives over hitler’s death site]
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Bloody...

thatswhywelovegermany:

imagesofperfection:

gtfomulder:

nichtschwert:

irishfino:

ithelpstodream:

“it’s just a parking lot”

exactly. there’s nothing there. not a statue. not a plaque. nothing.

[drives over hitler’s death site]

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Bloody amazing.

And you know what’s right next to it?

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That’s right, the Denkmal für die ermordeten Juden, which translates to the Memorial for the murdered jews.

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So if you wanna go have a look at the monument commemorating the victims of Hitler’s regime, you can park your car right on the spot he died and walk there.

Makes ya think, doesn’t it?

Germany: *has a literal parking lot over Hitler’s death site and has the memorial for the murdered Jews right next to it*

America: *has statues and museums dedicated to people who believed slavery was so amazing and good they decided to make their own country and murder anyone who disagreed*

Women, the streets near the car park are named after:

Gertrud Kolmar - German Jewish poet murdered in Auschwitz

Hannah Arendt - famous German Jewish philosopher and author, her works on totalitarianism, authority and the nature of power, who fled Nazi Germany in 1933

Cora Berliner - German Jewish economist and social scientist murdered in Trostinets extermination camp

(New streets in Berlin should be named after notable female figures in history until they approximately match the number of streets named after male figures; hence only female Jews here.)

eevart:

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Just thinking about people making year-end summaries of their accomplishments and also about reasons to keep yourself alive through the next year. Sorry, it’s a bit of a sappy comic.

[ patreon | commissions | eevachu.com ]                   do not remove comment

deluxetrashqueen:

Someone: “I want a cat/rabbit/other animal that will be super openly affectionate, go for walks, play fetch, not mind being handled rough, never be shy, and also I don’t want it to claw me or the furniture(so I’ll probably get it declawed) and I don’t want to ever clean a litter box or cage.”

Me: “Hey there’s this great new type of animal you might be interested in:”

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Someone: “I want a dog but I don’t ever want to take it for walks or exercise it very much or let it outside and I want it to be fine with being left alone for longer periods of time and also never bark.”

Me:

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Someone: “I want a cat or dog but I want to only feed it a vegan diet.”

Me:

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Someone: “I want to have a pet but I basically never want to interact with it.”

Me:

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Someone: “I want to get my kid a cute pet for Easter/Christmas!”

Me:

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Get a pet that fits your needs. Don’t get a pet then try to force it to fit your lifestyle. Just because you saw a person walking a rabbit once doesn’t mean you can expect a rabbit to just be a dog. Just get a dog!

stephenloveluck:
“ “Okay, three, two, one, let’s jam.”
Inspired by the great Al Hirschfeld.
For Accompaniment
11.5x13″ print available for purchase in my store
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stephenloveluck:

“Okay, three, two, one, let’s jam.”

Inspired by the great Al Hirschfeld.

For Accompaniment

11.5x13″ print available for purchase in my store

sixpenceee:
““My cat got covered in flour and now he looks like a demon” ”

sixpenceee:

“My cat got covered in flour and now he looks like a demon”

teratocybernetics:

sanspatronymic:

allofthefeelings:

cheesethesecond:

Here’s something I wanna say real quick, while I’m feeling salty: Amazon has totally contributed to the devaluation of literature. Those prices you see, the $13 they’re asking you to pay for a hardcover book? Those are deep, DEEP discounts that they’re able to implement because they don’t collect sales tax if they can get away with it, they don’t contribute money to the communities where they have a physical presence, they have shitty labor practices, Jeff Bezos has more money than god, etc. 

(Read this report from the Institute for Self-Reliance if you really want to get into how they’re hurting the economy.)

They’re so omnipotent at this point that they’ve normalized the discounted prices for books as the standard. I can’t tell you the number of times I’ve had someone come up to me and tell me what the price on Amazon is, expecting me to match it. The number of times I’ve been told, “Oh, it’s cheaper on Amazon, I’ll just get it there.” Even at author events, where book sales DIRECTLY CONTRIBUTE to whether or not that bookstore will be able to get more authors in.

So when you go into a bookstore, and you’re asked to pay $27 for a hardcover, remember: THAT IS THE COVER PRICE. Set by the publishers. The bookstore is not upcharging you. They are asking you to pay the value of the book. Amazon’s low prices come with a cost. Please, just keep that in mind. 

(I made a post with options for buying books online that aren’t Amazon. Check it out!)

This is a great post, and I just want to point out: publishers aren’t upcharging you either.

The cost of the book is the advance for the author, it’s the salaries for all the people who work on it (including editors, yes, but also designers and marketers and publicists and lawyers and accountants and everyone else who makes sure publishing works). It’s the cost of printing the books and the materials to print those books on and the warehouses to store those books in. It’s keeping the literal lights on.

No one in the book business, from the author to the publisher to the bookseller, is making themselves rich off your money. This is the cost to survive. Amazon is running at a deficit because they can make up the cost with other things they do, and because once they run everyone else out of business, they’ll be the only game in town and can charge whatever they damn well please.

And please, please do not ask a bookstore (especially an indie bookstore) if they “price match.” It’s so insulting.

Amazon routinely sells books at or *below* wholesale cost. Meaning that when you ask a bookstore to ‘price match’ Amazon, you’re literally asking them to give you the book for free, or even take a financial loss on it. 

‘So how can Amazon do it?’ you ask? The answer is Amazon does not care about losing money. It sells goods at a loss continuously. (Don’t believe me? Just search “Amazon quarterly losses” and you can find article after article about this) Why? Because its goal isn’t to sell the most things, it’s goal is to be the only place where you CAN buy things. They gouge prices on goods to a point where brick and mortar retailers absolutely cannot compete and they do it with the singular goal of eliminating competition.

Things have value. They represent many people’s time and labor. For books, specifically, they represent tremendous cultural worth that extends far beyond the value of the paper they’re printed on. We have to appreciate the value of goods and be willing to pay a fair price that will support and nurture industries. 

It’s ok to be upset that you can’t afford $26 for a new hardcover, but make sure that that anger is directed, not at the people whose labor makes books possible, but at the people on top (like Jeff Bezos) who have devalued your own labor such that you can’t afford it.

Amazon affords the loss there because most of their money comes from Amazon Web Services, iirc

friendlytree:

wrywlf:

it’s been years since i’ve first seen this comic and i still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything i’ve ever seen

eternal classic

spiderhamz:
“spiderham except instead of a hammer he has two hyper realistic guns
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spiderhamz:

spiderham except instead of a hammer he has two hyper realistic guns

gemville:

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A Rare Pair Of Jade and Enamel Bangles

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dragonsofarcadia:

GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS 2019

Into the Spider-Verse | Best Motion Picture - Animated

purplepuppet:
“Crying Kakashi, because let me tell you how many missed opportunities he had to actually have a heartfelt cry. Kakashi has had the shittiest life of almost every character, I’m sick of stone face-keep it chill-Kakashi. I want this man...

purplepuppet:

Crying Kakashi, because let me tell you how many missed opportunities he had to actually have a heartfelt cry. Kakashi has had the shittiest life of almost every character, I’m sick of stone face-keep it chill-Kakashi. I want this man to cry real tears that wreck you.

sailingsolo:

loki-dokey:

sunnymurasaki:

wtfml:

adventuresofawhitegirl:

simonwang:

I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song.

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I actually cried laughing.

EVERY TIME THIS APPEARS ON MY DASH

this video this video is incredible

OMFG TEARS ARE ROLLING DOWN MY CHEEKS

I am laughing so hard that my dad just came to see if i was okay.